and for my 300th post...

No, I'm not really that pale . . . but almost! I just grayed out everything but the bruise so wouldn't miss it! Both legs look like this, btw, but this one is worse because of the cut. It was pretty funny that the other morning, they were featuring the Flybar on the Today show! The guy on it was doing flips. He happened to be wearing a helmet, but I don't think that would have helped me much.

I still think we might have to amputate . . .