reasons i'm ready to move out of SV

• Sharon sitting in the living room talking to her computer (or herself?) while she watches episodes of The Pretender
• the toilet paper thief who will remain nameless, but I have already mentioned her in this post
• turkey bacon
• hair ALL OVER the living room floor
• the thermostat being set on 75+ degrees
• speed bumps
• having an all-night clogging/dance school above me
• food thieves
• dishes that sit in the kitchen for MONTHS
• the SMELLS from the kitchen
• movies/TV all Sabbath long
• not being able to make noise before 3p on Sabbath afternoon because someone is still asleep

Ok, I really should be ironing. I will contemplate my miserable existence with our other 3 roommates some other time.